Well, since I’m in a particularly anti-French mood, here’s a joke I just received:

A wealthy businessman bought a new Lexus, and returned the next day, complaining that the radio didn’t work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

“Watch this!” he said…”Bach!”

The radio replied, “J.S. or C.P.E.?”

“J.S.!” he continued….and “The Brandenburg Concerti” came from the speakers.

He drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time he’d say, “Rachmaninoff”, he’d get beautiful romantic music, and if he said, “The Beatles!” he’d get one of theirs.

One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly creamed his new car, but he swerved in time to avoid him.

“ASSHOLE!” he yelled…..

The French National Anthem began to play.

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