New Theory

Now here is a theory I can get behind:

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held “theory of gravity” is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

[Via: The Onion | Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory]

3 thoughts on “New Theory

  1. these people act like there are scientist walking the streets arguing about whether gravity or evolution or whatever is real. They may argue some of the finer points, but this stuff has absolutely nothing to do with science. Starting at the bible and working towards theories will always yield these questions, starting at the evidence, ah, who cares, good article.

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