And another joke for all you beer drinkers:

There was a beer convention a while back and after meetings all day the
presidents of three large beer companies decided to go out for a drink.
They settled in at the bar and the bartender asked them what they would like.

The president of Budweiser said, “I’ll have a Bud, the King of Beers.”

The president of Coors said, “I’ll have a Coors, the beer with Mile High


The president of Guinness said, “I’ll have a Pepsi.”

The bartender looked at him with a puzzled expression on his face. “A
Pepsi? Don’t you want a beer?”

He replied, “No, I won’t have a beer if no one else is having one.”