The Onion Gets Dark

Every now and then, The Onion can’t resist getting really dark such as in the case of my horoscope for the week:

Virgo August 23 – September 22

After months of carrying it around, you’ll suddenly lose all that excess weight midway through your second trimester.

Your Astrological Predictions For 2008 | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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