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A little Ayn Rand humor
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This one was cute enough for posting . . .
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A little bit of Redneck humor . . .
You’ll Know Yours Is A Redneck Church If:
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch ’em.
When the pastor says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,” five guys and two women stand up.
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Management Learning
Lesson Number 1:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Learning:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Funny Quote of the Day:
There is a bill making it’s way through the Oklahoma Legislature which would require computer technicians to report any child pornography they find or face a fine up to $500. However, Rep. Jim Wilson (D - Tahlequah) has his concerns whether these technicians could recognize child pornography.
“This are nerds, folks – these people can’t even deal with sexuality. This is a bad, bad bill – we need to put this out of it’s misery.
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Here’s a one liner I heard for all you Okies out there:
What do you call a Pallbearer at an Oklahoman’s funeral?
Karaoke!
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And another joke for all you beer drinkers:
There was a beer convention a while back and after meetings all day the
presidents of three large beer companies decided to go out for a drink.
They settled in at the bar and the bartender asked them what they would like.
The president of Budweiser said, “I’ll have a Bud, the King of Beers.”
The president of Coors said, “I’ll have a Coors, the beer with Mile High
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Here is something particularly weird: Strindberg & Helium
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Another particularly strange website: Eugenemirman.com.
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A friend just sent this comparison to me and though I can’t vouch for it’s total honesty, it seems pretty close to me:
Price of Gas:
You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive?
Makes one think, and puts things in perspective.
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 $ 9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.
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