Finally Some Sense
Veiled Threat A Disgrace
Sports Victories Increase Generator Capacity
Chicago Loses Big Shoulders
Milton Friedman is a Stud
New Theory
Now here is a theory I can get behind:
KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held “theory of gravity” is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.
[Via: The Onion | Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory]
Quote of the Day
I hadn’t heard this quote from the Great Communicator and thought I’d pass it along:
How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
[Via: Quote Details: Ronald Reagan: How do you tell… - The Quotations Page]
Gotta Love Politicians
Here’s your duck tape quote of the day. Apparently the real issue of 9/11 was the need for a flag-burning amendment:
“Ask the men and women who stood on top of the (World) Trade Center. Ask them and they will tell you: pass this amendment,” - Rep. Randy (Duke) Cunningham, R-Calif